What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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A lot eh?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Albert your flies undone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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