Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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womens rights

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Anti Joke

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