roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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