Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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SHUT UP JP

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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