What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

your face

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

this website is a bad joke

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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