Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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This is an anti-joke.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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