What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Sex education in Texas,

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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