How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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