- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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