- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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