- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??