- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

knock knock come in !

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

kieran is a homosexual

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

women's rights.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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