- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What's 2+2? Fish

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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