- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

I'm Polish.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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