jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A van drives into a car.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Poker face

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Refridgerator.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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