What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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