whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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