rent a cops

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A man died.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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