- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

outside your comfort zone

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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