Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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