See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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