Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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