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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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