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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini