knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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