- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Roses are red Im adopted

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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