- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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