When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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