- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A house comes around the corner.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

human centipede

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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