- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

what's funny about war? nothing!

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

If life gives you lemonade.

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