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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

united we sit, cause we're fat

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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