Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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A van drives into a car.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Jack Stevens

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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