Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

roak

Women's rights.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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