How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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nothing

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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