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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

noah is a scrub jungle

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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