What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Knock Knock Who's there

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

men's rights activists

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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