- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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