- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Death by kayak

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

i hate non minorities!

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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