Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

my penis

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Andoni was here

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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