- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Hi.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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