- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

knock knock who's there? faith

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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