Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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