- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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