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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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