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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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