- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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