- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

bite me

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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