Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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