- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

why does the man appear fat he is

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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