- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

The child was fired from his job.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

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