What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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