- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Neither did she.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

the economy.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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