- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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