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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

i dont fisish anythi

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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