What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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