You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Error 37.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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