Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Pineapple.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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