- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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