- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Once, I went to Peru.

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