- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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