Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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