- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Chick Norris... Enough said

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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