- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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