- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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