- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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