What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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woman's rights

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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