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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Who wants water? I do.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers