roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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