- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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