whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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