- Anti Joke

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!