- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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