tommy is retared

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

matt is fat

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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