Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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