- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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