Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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