Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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My Nan, that is all.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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your mom.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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