What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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