Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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