- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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