knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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