- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

how man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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