why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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batman farted so hes retarded

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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