- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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