what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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