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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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