- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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