- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Okay.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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