- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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