- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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