- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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