- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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