Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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