Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Poker face

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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