"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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