Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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