- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Eric is gay Ha

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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