what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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