- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

knock knock Goodbye

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

womans having rights.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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