Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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