Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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