- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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