- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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