You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Ben Corbishley

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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