- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

a dyslexic man walked his god.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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