- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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