Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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