- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Yo mama so fat.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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