- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Grace Ackerson

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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