- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

TIMMY

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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