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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!