What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Leave. Now.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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