why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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p lkl

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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j.p. is dumb

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12 niqqa 12.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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