Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Haha, I get it..

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Your mother is so fat.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Anti Joke

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