- Anti Joke

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss