A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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