- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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