- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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