whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Charlie Sheen

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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