- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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