A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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No

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America

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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