- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Your mums a potato

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Gretta has five legs? -no

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