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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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