- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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