why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Your Mom The End.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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swag

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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