- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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