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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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