Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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