whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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