- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I'm homeless.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Beka has AIDS

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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