Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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