- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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