- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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