What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

what is 3+3= 8

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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