- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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