- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

black chicken. kfc

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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