- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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