Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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