A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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