What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Hello penis

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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