- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What did the teacher do? He taught.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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