what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Sex

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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sucks Syntax...

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Anti Joke

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