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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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