hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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David Cameron

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Anti Joke

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