whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

roses are red poo is poo

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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