- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

NEVER

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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