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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

why did you poop because you are a poop

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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