The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

You should read the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

why dont they make black forks

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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