What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What's half of 8? o

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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