What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Do the roar!

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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