- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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