- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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