- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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