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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's stupid a light bulb.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

The american education system.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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