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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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