- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Hail Hitler

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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