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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

It's all Taggart

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

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