- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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