- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Dead girls can't say no.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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