- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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