- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What is 33 + 1? Penis

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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