How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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A man was shot. He died.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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