That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Detroit has a low crime rate

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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