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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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