- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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