- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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