So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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