- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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