- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Hey how is your wife and my kids

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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